Dancing up on table

you eat, you’re fat.

you dont eat, you’re a freak.

you drink, you’re an alcoholic.

you dont drink, you’re a pussy.

you read, you’re a nerd.

you dont read, you’re stupid.

you smoke, you think you’re cool.

you don’t smoke, you’re a loser.

you’ve had sex, you’re a slut.

you haven’t had sex, you’re frigid.

you wear make-up, you’re a slag.

you dont wear make up, you’re ugly.

you can’t please anyone. ever.